What Not to do with Your Goat

I am Professor McFancy, and I, like a Sir, approve of this message. 

Hairclip - {W&R} Bat Hairclip - Black (@OMG Room May 15)

Hair - Tameless Hair Rita - Mega Pack Fades *NEW*

Monocle - .::Cubic Cherry Kre-ations::. - {Lullaby~ Tenebra} *NEW*

Mustache - Elegant.Filth - Mustache White (Free MM Board)

Piercings - :Diamante:&{K} StarDust Facial Piercing

Necklace - .::YoPulga::. Black Mustache Necklace

Camera - Tee*fy Vintage Brownie Camera Neck Brown (Gacha)

Dress - (* Lunasea -  Cutzie Mustache Dress ($75L).

Socks - PANTSU*HUNTER lace socks .black. (Wowmeh, Slink, Cute Azz)

Garters - Pantsu Hunter - PANTSU*HUNTER pearls garter .noire

Ankles/Feet - Slink Female Feet (AvEnhance)- Flat

Mesh Body - Wowmeh In Size

Hands - Slink Avatar Enhancement Hands - Elegant1

Shoes - .::DMD::. "Chubbits" Chunky Lolita Shoes

Pose - Second Look - Arms Out (By Roenik Newell)

Location - African Safari @ African Safari 

Collage:

Pose 1 (Top) - l'amitie*Neko 4pose(HUD) -  Neko2(sit) ($5L Fatpack)

Pose 2 (Middle) - Kaodashi NG! pose #002 (Free)

Mythril Greatsword Prop by theredcell

Free Goat Avatar @ Phaze Demesnes 

Collage Creation - Fotor Photo Editing

As a professor of anything curious, strange, and fancy, I must say that my findings on this study are beyond amusing. I must write down the curious happenings about the lives of goats. I brought my camera along; so please look at the pictures provided on this study. 

First of all, goats are not infallible. They may be brave, but they are not very smart about who they take on. Even with my mythril greatsword of greateness, I could not  fight off the lion that our little buddy decided to take on. Obviously, goats are small, and the hungry lion was more interested in my sword and me than the morsel the goat could have provided the beast. I was only fortunate enough that the goat decided to headbutt the lion full force in the ass -- which gave me enough time to run and abandon all thought of braving it. 

We were able to escape to a treehouse, and I jumped off the platform into the wicker basket below. It was rather comfortable and a nice hiding spot for the goat and I, but did you know goats like wicker? I didn't either. I woke up from a nap to see our goat had collapsed the wicker basket below him and wedged himself inside. I was rather surprised by the amount of noise the goat made... Perhaps I should have let the lion eat him.